Our fucker of an English teacher

Anything but PIDGEONS!

Agreed. Now, who will supply me with a board and a nail? I can get the barbed wire; there is like barbed wire all around the fence all around the horse-racing-crap next door, so, yeah.

Um, I have a baord and a nail. And lolts of logs. You can do a lot of damage with logs. Just ask Ted Bundy...

Jeeej, Ted Bundy! He was, like, a totally interesting fella. Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein are also quite interesting dudes.

Actually, and I'm in fact serious now, there is no "jeeej"'ing for Ted Bundy. He did.. evil things.

I wasn't jeeej-ing for Ted Bundys acts of horrible evil, I was jeeej-ing for the mentioning of the name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ Re-Born

Which now is Ted Bundy? ...

That's stupid. Ted Bundy was evil. Do you know how he killed some of his victims? It sound like you don't know what you're talking about. Or you have a sick sense of humour.

OUR SAVIOUR IS TOTALLAH TIM BURTON!

I'm being really serious over here, Bob

Tim Burton's kickass... awesome taste in glasses

Don't change the subject! We're disputing who is truly our Lord and Savior!

Yeah, but you're stupid Coffee, so fuck you.

Fuuuuck you

If that was in a Tom Waits-voice, I'll accept that insult.
And I know I'm stupid. But, you're like, the best-friend of my girlfriend, so you're like totally going to have to deal with it!

I know. I have begun to tolerate you. Blæh...

And of course it was with Tom Waits' voice!

Oh well. Insult accepted. (as everyone knows, keeeeewl insults are always accepted)

Of course they are. And I be dah mastah of kewl insults.

You are indeed. I bow to da mastah of so awesomely keeeewl insults that I shall forever be inferior to your insulting skills.

Aww, that's totallah awesome!

No, you're totallah awesome!

Aww, thaaaaanxx! <3<3<3

Back to our teacher. We ended with the issue of whether a board or a log would to the most damage. A steel pipe could also do some serious ouchie. Any more ideas?

She wrote this on it's learning btw: Also you must have answered the questions from section 4 - 6 Poor sentence structure maan

Well, I can't beat her with that, can I? I need ideas for good batting weapons. Board, log and steel pipes are mentioned. Green bicycle-pumps are obvious, so don't bother mentioning them.