Our fucker of an English teacher

Yeah, of course we had to have this topic! Like totally! She sucks. Yeah. Let's have some opinions he-ah (here said in a retarded manner).

She's got the authoritah of a goldfish!

We should have a stare-down with her. Or the everybody-rising-and-slowly-walking-towards-her-while-staring-creepy-at-her-method. I would like that.
'Cause she sucks.

We should totally spike her coffe with laxatives!

Or crystal meth! Or lots and lots of that stuff they used in that OK movie we saw with the class, you know, so that she'll walk around talking about the walls and stuff!

Replying to tard: Yeah!
And we should so totally do that! That would be awesome! And there would be no stare-down, cause she would just run away at the sight of tards' leather jacket! Like totally! The jacket combined with the stares of the four of us.. Yeah.
We should do all that stuff...

We should, like, drug her and stare at her and throw tard's jacket at her! TOTALLAH!

Bad@ss Fløh wrote:We should totally spike her coffe with laxatives!

Is she even a coffee drinker?

Good point. I think not. She is definately not barsk enough.

Coffee wrote:We should, like, drug her and stare at her and throw tard's jacket at her! TOTALLAH!

AWESOOOMME!

It's sorta like what Cleveland's mom was talking about.

What?

The blushing...

Oh yeah.. what about it? That's she's blushing when she's nervous/losing control over the situation?

I just found the smiley and posted! I wasn't, like, going to discuss it. But we can.. Don't mattah.

My jacket is not coming anywhere NEAR that woman!

But... But... What can we throw at her then? Post ideas:
I say Astrid!

Hey!

That's just mean. We can throw a... fuckohfuck, can't think of anything sensible... PIDGEON!

Jesus Christ, you can't write funny things like that in class! Because then I laugh and get caught. And it is very funny. Second time today! WOW!

No, but seriouslah, we should totally round up some pidgeons.

Yeah, we could pay some hobos in Oslo to catch 22 pidgeons! (I actually wrote it before I even realized it)

That is hilarious! We should totally send some gribber on her!

She irritatesssss ussssss, yeeeeeeess she doesssss, but doessss sssshe desssserve pidgeonsssss? Wouldn't a ssssssheet of barbed wire be ssssssssomewhat more humane?

We can, like, totally use a board with a nail in it, and we can totally wrap the nail in barbed wire and then we can dip the barbed nail into a mixture of broken glass, THUMBTACKS and glue, and then we can totally smash her feet with it!