The awesomeest theataah!

..Or story. But it can become a play in the theataah! So, I'll post a first sentence, and you guys'll continue and we'll, after a while, have the awesomeest story evah! And watch your grammar! Okay:

Once upon a time there was a muffin called Tim.

He was indeed a muffin.

Although, one can discuss the true nature of muffinity.

Once, Tim walked past the local bakery.

Question: shouldn't this be in the Game thread?

NO! TIM WALKED PAST THE BAKERAH!

The bakerah he had escaped from.

He watched the baking of muffins, which is like really sexy for muffins.

So Tim the muffin was like totally standing on the street outside the bakerah he had escaped from, masturbating to the extremely hot baking of blueberry muffins.

And, ye-eees, muffins can masturbate.

He caresses his chocolate chips.

And he was totally turned on because he could get caught at anytime and eaten!

So, our kinky muffin was caressing his chocolate chips when a flying turd came by.

Turds are stupid

I second that.

And the stupid flying turd said "Why are you masturbating in the street?"

To which, Tim answered; "Bugger off, crappo, you're blocking my view!"

Crappo the flying turd got VERY irritated and started shitting mini-shits all over Tim the kinky cupcake.

Dude, you're totallah screwing with the story. Crappo wasn't his name-o, it was an insult!


His name was Jason.

I apologize. Jason the flying turd. All better now?

You may proceed with the story.

Before I do so, I'd like to give a quick shout out to Bob Fløh for creating, like, the most totally awesomest post evah! YEAH! Bob Fløh - you're the best. We totally tolerate you. But maybe that should be in the tolerate/like/love-post. Oh well.

I would like to tell Coffee and Bad@ss Fløh to keep of the 6-year-old turd humour. It totally sucks, and you're fucking with the story.

Anyway, Tim the muffin and Jason the Turd got into a huge fight. Which is to be described now:

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a turd.

Meanwhile:

Tim and Jason met in a duel that shook mountains and made the bowels of all quiver.