I AM COFFEE!

I like chocolate milk!

And please note that I'm the only one who's kickass enough to have a picture even before posting! Yeah! So I have a picture, and you guys don't!

Well I am the creator of this thing. Welcome

Well, I'm the awesomeest membah, so blæh you guys.

Oh yeah, and kewl avatar. It's keeeewl

Thank you Cleveland And thank you, Bob

That wheelchair grandpa is Solveig in a few years.. That's from our other forum! Yeah, badass!

Coffee wrote:Thank you Cleveland And thank you, Bob

Why am I the wheelchairguy?

That's like, totally keeeeeeeeeeewl. Like, yeah, totally.

Wheelchairs? No, not cool, I DON'T wanna be the wheelchairguy! And yeah mr. Bob Fløh, I remembah... or, I remembered it when you said it...

Okay, Cleveland, you totally don't have to be, like, the wheelchairguy. You can be... um... this new absolutely kickass Banana Ninja! JEEEJ!

Just as long as I'm the

Yes, Bad@ss Fløh, you're the man in the toilet.

Noooooo, I'm the poor fucker getting pulled into the toilet.

And then, after being dragged into the toilet, you are the man in the toilet. Deal with it. It's better than being Dalai Lama.

Hahhaaha This is Bob

...Or is it?

...If it is Bob, or if it's better to be Dalai Lama than the man in the toilet? I'm confused.

The thing mentioned second

I'd rather be the man in the toilet then Dalai Lama. And I'm God. So, there you have it. It IS better to be the man in the toilet rather than Dalai Lama

Well, anything you say goes, so, okay.

Thank you for respecting my imaginary autoritah