HELP, YOU GUYS!
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HELP, YOU GUYS!
Do you guys offer mental help as well? Because I, uh, know a few people that... could... need it. Yeah.
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
Help) I need somebody
(Help) Not just anybody
(Help) You know I need someone
(Help)
When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way
But now these days are gone
I'm not so self assured
Now I find I've changed my mind
I've opened up the doors
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me
And now my life has changed in oh, so many ways
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
But every now and then I feel so insecure
I know that I just need you like
I've never done before
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me
When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way
But now these days are gone
I'm not so self assured
Now I find I've changed my mind
I've opened up the doors
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oooo
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
(Help) Not just anybody
(Help) You know I need someone
(Help)
When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way
But now these days are gone
I'm not so self assured
Now I find I've changed my mind
I've opened up the doors
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me
And now my life has changed in oh, so many ways
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
But every now and then I feel so insecure
I know that I just need you like
I've never done before
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me
When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody's help in any way
But now these days are gone
I'm not so self assured
Now I find I've changed my mind
I've opened up the doors
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oooo
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
Cleveland- AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
Is that, like, this site's "How May I Help You"-riff? Except that it's not a riff?
Coffee- Damage Inc.
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
Yes. That's what we reply with if someone needs help (but next time, we'll add a parenthesis).
Bob Fløh- I have two owies!
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
So... you only reply with that, but not with any actual help?
Coffee- Damage Inc.
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
No, that's just our intro. Didn't you see what is written at the end of the post? It says:
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
But we should really change that to "we". But yeah, you're mental and should be put in a halfway house. Forcefully. That's my advice.
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
But we should really change that to "we". But yeah, you're mental and should be put in a halfway house. Forcefully. That's my advice.
Bob Fløh- I have two owies!
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
Aaaanyway. How may WE help you?
Cleveland- AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
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I just helped him! Don't undermine my authoritah!
Bob Fløh- I have two owies!
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
You have a great sense of humor, Bob. Seriouslah.
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I know. But why are you writing that now? This is a very serious thread! It's about helping other people!
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
Yes, I'm most fully aware of that (that was a nice sentence). And I appreciate your advice, but who is gonna forcefully put me into a halfway house? I can't do it myself.
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
I think we should hire James to do it. Definitely.
Bob Fløh- I have two owies!
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I have this.... friend.... who's got an intimate problem? What would you rrrrrecomend?
Bad@ss Fløh- Hardcore to the core!
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
A meat-cleaver and a box of donuts.
Coffee- Damage Inc.
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Why am I only funny when Bob's not around? That sucks, dude. Actually, I think I wrote that while Bob was still among us. May Bob have a really pleasant trip to New York Citah. We'll miss Bob, and we all envy Bob.
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob...
Lot of Bob.
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob...
Lot of Bob.
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
And how come no one will help me? I have a mental condition; there is probably some law that forces you guys to help me!
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
Talk to something inanimate. For hours.
And get thyself a...... mexican slaveboy!
And get thyself a...... mexican slaveboy!
Bad@ss Fløh- Hardcore to the core!
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Duh, I already have one of those. Two, actually. I force them to do unspeakable things to each other when I'm bored.
Coffee- Damage Inc.
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Haha, Coffee has exactly 100 more posts than Bad@ss Fløh.
Bob Fløh- I have two owies!
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101!
I will keep count
I will keep count
Coffee- Damage Inc.
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
Extra virgin olive oil...
Cleveland- AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
How do you define an olive as a virgin?
Coffee- Damage Inc.
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Re: HELP, YOU GUYS!
Even more, extra virgin. How?
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